EST. 2024 • LAS VEGAS, NEVADA

Meet the Crew

Chairman of the Board

Scott

AKA: Daddy AKA: Cheese AKA: Nellis Addict

The man. The myth. The inflatable legend. When Daddy shows up in his T-Rex suit, you know you’re in for a wild ride. His closet is 60% inflatables, 40% regular clothes, and 100% entertainment.

"Right guys?"

Chief Birthday Officer

Chloe

AKA: Cholay AKA: Chloe Koastits

Every road trip has a soundtrack, and Cholay is the DJ. Her specialty? Belting out ‘I’ll Make A Man Out of You’ with such passion that even Mulan herself would be impressed.

"Cholay, ole ole oleeeeee"

Senior Advisor of "It'll be fine"

Nicholas

AKA: Groot AKA: Tree

T​he towering legend. When Groot steps up to the table, you know it’s game over. At over 9 feet tall, somehow this “senior citizen” keeps draining beer pong shots like a college freshman. Tall, timeless, and deadly accurate — Nicholas doesn’t just reach new heights… he lives there.

"It'll be fine"

Head of Shenanigans

Melyna

AKA: Peach AKA: Boop

E​very great adventure needs a mastermind, and Peach is ours. The master planner, the queen of thoughtful details, the one who somehow shows up with perfectly customized gifts that make every trip unforgettable. But don’t let the sweetness fool you — she plays a diabolical game of “gotcha” that keeps us all on edge, waiting for the next perfectly timed strike. Equal parts heart and harmless chaos, she balances it all by keeping Groot in line with a well-placed boop to Baby Groot. Organized, thoughtful, and just a little bit mischievous — Peach runs the show, and we’re all better for it.

"Yasssssssssssss"

Melyna
Squirrel
VP of Vibes

Amanda

AKA: Peaches AKA: Squirrel AKA: Windy

T​​he other half of the Peaches — and arguably the more undercover menace. When mountains appear on the drive, Amanda mysteriously disappears into her seat like if she can’t see the cliff, the cliff can’t see her. But give her a coloring book, her bubbles game, and a little wine? Whole different story. That’s when the sass levels rise and the troublemaking begins — usually in coordination with Melyna. Sweet, quiet… until she’s not. Whether she’s laying low on a mountain pass or stirring up chaos with a glass in hand, Amanda keeps things colorful in more ways than one.

"Shut the fuck up"

Director of Malarky

Joey

AKA: The Pusher AKA: Joey Mittens

Q​uiet, reserved, and deceptively competitive, he co-plans like a pro — but put a beer pong table in front of him and the switch flips instantly. Precision. Focus. Mild obsession. Of course, no adventure with Joey is complete without at least one near-catastrophic pool incident — the man has a talent for dramatic falls and emerging like he just survived battle. Add in a few mysterious scars, his relentless campaign to convince the neighbors (especially Artilio) to take “just one more shot,” and you’ve got the full legend. Calm on the surface, chaos in the details — Joey keeps the plans tight and the stories unforgettable.

"Eat a bag of dicks"

Joey