EST. 2024 • LAS VEGAS, NEVADA
Meet the Crew
Scott
The man. The myth. The inflatable legend. When Daddy shows up in his T-Rex suit, you know you’re in for a wild ride. His closet is 60% inflatables, 40% regular clothes, and 100% entertainment.
"Right guys?"
Most Likely To
Catch the buzz balls
Cannot Live Without
Nellis Auction
Famous For
Buying every kind of inflatable known to man
Chloe
Every road trip has a soundtrack, and Cholay is the DJ. Her specialty? Belting out ‘I’ll Make A Man Out of You’ with such passion that even Mulan herself would be impressed.
"Cholay, ole ole oleeeeee"
Most Likely To
Be dutch oven’d by Daddy
Cannot Live Without
Fostering animals
Famous For
Mouth breathing Jeff’s farts
Nicholas
The towering legend. When Groot steps up to the table, you know it’s game over. At over 9 feet tall, somehow this “senior citizen” keeps draining beer pong shots like a college freshman. Tall, timeless, and deadly accurate — Nicholas doesn’t just reach new heights… he lives there.
"It'll be fine"
Most Likely To
Drive us Mach 80 to our destination, scaring the shit out of Amanda
Cannot Live Without
ChatGPT
Famous For
Knowing a bunch of useless information
Melyna
Every great adventure needs a mastermind, and Peach is ours. The master planner, the queen of thoughtful details, the one who somehow shows up with perfectly customized gifts that make every trip unforgettable. But don’t let the sweetness fool you — she plays a diabolical game of “gotcha” that keeps us all on edge, waiting for the next perfectly timed strike. Equal parts heart and harmless chaos, she balances it all by keeping Groot in line with a well-placed boop to Baby Groot. Organized, thoughtful, and just a little bit mischievous — Peach runs the show, and we’re all better for it.
"Yasssssssssssss"
Most Likely To
Knife wound baby groot with her partner in crime, peaches
Cannot Live Without
Her spicy books
Famous For
Talking an awful lot of smack
Amanda
The other half of the Peaches — and arguably the more undercover menace. When mountains appear on the drive, Amanda mysteriously disappears into her seat like if she can’t see the cliff, the cliff can’t see her. But give her a coloring book, her bubbles game, and a little wine? Whole different story. That’s when the sass levels rise and the troublemaking begins — usually in coordination with Melyna. Sweet, quiet… until she’s not. Whether she’s laying low on a mountain pass or stirring up chaos with a glass in hand, Amanda keeps things colorful in more ways than one.
"Shut the fuck up"
Most Likely To
Knife wound Joey for a variety of things
Cannot Live Without
Bubbles game
Famous For
Passing out drunk in a bathtub
Joey
Quiet, reserved, and deceptively competitive, he co-plans like a pro — but put a beer pong table in front of him and the switch flips instantly. Precision. Focus. Mild obsession. Of course, no adventure with Joey is complete without at least one near-catastrophic pool incident — the man has a talent for dramatic falls and emerging like he just survived battle. Add in a few mysterious scars, his relentless campaign to convince the neighbors (especially Artilio) to take “just one more shot,” and you’ve got the full legend. Calm on the surface, chaos in the details — Joey keeps the plans tight and the stories unforgettable.
"Eat a bag of dicks"
Most Likely To
Bleed in the pool
Cannot Live Without
Wilson
Famous For
Eating a rosemary bush on water street during st patrick’s day
